Nov 8, 30067 BC

सत्यकाम is a research scientist from Bharat in Satya-Yug.He was selected as TimeTravelnaut(as if Astronaut?) by world time & space research center known as NARAD(NASA?).He was given task to narrate Kaliyug in details. Below is सत्यकाम’s transcript.

Surprised!Scary!Shallow!

• Dharma(they have different name “Religion” which is shallow conspiracy), truthfulness, cleanliness, tolerance, mercy, duration of life, physical strength and memory- all are diminishing day by day!
• Wealth alone is considered the sign of a man’s good birth, proper behavior and fine qualities!
• Men and women live together merely because of superficial attraction!
• Success in business depends highly on deceit & Maya(They call it Ads, marketing, promotions here!).
• Womanliness and manliness are judged according to one’s expertise in sex!
• A man is known as a ब्राह्मण just by his wearing a thread!!
• A person’s propriety is seriously questioned if he does not earn a good living.
• And one who is very clever at juggling words is considered a learned scholar!!! (Disgusting idiots are being awarded Phds/doctorates for just word reschuffle!!)
• A person’s spiritual position is ascertained merely according to external symbols.(People in this time don’t chant ॐ but get satisfied by printing it on clothes)
• A person is judged unholy if he does not have money.
• Hypocrisy is accepted as virtue.(OMG!)
• Marriage is arranged simply by verbal agreement!!!(Shattered!)
• A person thinks he is fit to appear in public if he has merely taken a bath!!(Health and hygiene is least important for these morons!)
• A sacred place will be taken to consist of no more than a reservoir of water located at a distance.
• Beauty is thought to depend on one’s hairstyle.
• Filling the belly will become the goal of life, and one who is audacious is accepted as truthful.
• He who can maintain a family is regarded as an expert man, and the principles of religion are observed only for the sake of reputation.
• As the earth thus becomes crowded in this time, with a corrupt population, whoever among any of the social classes shows himself to be the strongest gains political power.
• Losing their wives and properties to such avaricious and merciless rulers, who behaves no better than ordinary thieves,I think, the citizens will flee to the mountains and forests.
• The citizens suffers greatly from cold, wind, heat, rain and snow. They are further tormented by quarrels, hunger, thirst, disease and severe anxiety.
• The maximum duration of life for human beings in Kali-yuga is mere fifty years!!!(I am 150!)
• The bodies of all creatures are greatly reduced in size.
• And Sanskrit is dying language! (you can understand as I wrote this in one famous and funny language called “English”)

I am touched.I have decided.I will not come back to Sat-yug. I will stay here and transform this time into my lovely sat-yug.

PS: Please forgive my bashful language.I can’t help.I had to describe picture as is with my true emotions.

*** This was his last message to NARAD.By that last sentence, सत्यकाम pulled off his time-travelnaut chip and disconnected from NARAD’s infiband.

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Inspired by Bhagwat puran – Chapter 12